“Reunited and it feels so good.”
“I had an 8 a.m. and I contemplated telling my teacher my leg fell off.”
“I don’t really like handcuffs.”
“Why do we always sit at this table for light years?”
“It’s a lemon bar! What do you think?”
“I feel like I got run over by a stag last night.”
“I charged the turkeys this morning … they charged back.”
“You need Jesus.”
“More StagBucks, more happiness.”
“I’ve been in the library so much I decided to take my pillow with me.”
“Fairfield has the best squirrels.”
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