“Reunited and it feels so good.”

“I had an 8 a.m. and I contemplated telling my teacher my leg fell off.”

“I don’t really like handcuffs.”

“Why do we always sit at this table for light years?”

“It’s a lemon bar! What do you think?”

“I feel like I got run over by a stag last night.”

“I charged the turkeys this morning … they charged back.”

“You need Jesus.”

“More StagBucks, more happiness.”

“I’ve been in the library so much I decided to take my pillow with me.”

“Fairfield has the best squirrels.”


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