“Barone is romantic for a Valentine’s Day date, right?”
“Did anyone else experience those delicious french fries?”
“You know it’s going to be good when there’s Chinese food.”
“My roommate tried buying a frog online.”
“Why aren’t mozzarella sticks one of Barone’s many delicacies?”
“The sound of my alarm clock hurts me.”
“Chocolate milk runs in my veins.”
“These Lucky Charms are a perfect start to my magical day.”
“I cheated on Barone last night with The Stag.”
“I saw someone sled into a garbage bin … which toppled over and left him covered in garbage.”
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