1. Brady Quinn, not cute enough for the Top 20?
Tom Cleary: Quinn should have gone to the Dolphins with the ninth pick, they are going to be regretting that decision for a long time.
Keith Connors: Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Dan Marino: none selected in the top 20. I’m pretty sure Mr. Quinn will be just fine.
Chris Simmons: Have fun in the AFC North. I’m sure Ray Lewis wants to meet you. Troy Smith learning from Steve McNair will be the real story.
2. Better Draft: NFL or Beer Garden?
Tom Cleary: NFL, it’s one of the best sporting events of the year.
Keith Connors: At least people care enough to make the NFL Draft worthwhile. Where’s Clam Jam when you need it?
Chris Simmons: The NFL Draft actually had people in it.
3.Best part of Spring Weekend?
Tom Cleary: Throwing water balloons at Ben Doody.
Keith Connors: That would be my first townhouse party minus the basement. It’s just not the same.
Chris Simmons: Dan Akeson calling his shot against Haliskoe. He has trained us well. (And accidentally hitting a Sodexho worker with a water ballon.)
4. Best 3 X 5 guest?
Tom Cleary: Andrew Chapin, because he at least knew something about sports.
Keith Connors: James Thompson. I wish he could read this, but he’s probably not on campus.
Chris Simmons: If only Ryan Blair were still here and not hanging out with middle-aged Indian men.
5. Winner of AL East?
Tom Cleary: Boston Red Sox, no question about it. They will win by at least ten games.
Keith Connors: They’ve won it for the last 9 years, they have 26 World Series championships and the best player in baseball.
Chris Simmons: O’s. The Baltimore accent makes it that much cooler. Plus, the Yankees stole our team and Red Sox fans are just annoying.
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