Mirror Sports 3×5 – Week of Oct. 8

1. What school is Fairfield’s biggest rival?

Veronice Florentino: Sacred Heart. Not only do we have such a close proximity, but we have to change colors with them. White sea, anyone? No, thanks!

JP Poretta: I really dislike those munchkins from Fairfield Prep. Stop looking at porn in our campus center!

Chris Haliskoe: The rest of the Barron’s book.

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2. Bigger Rivalry: men’s basketball vs. Loyola or volleyball vs. Siena?

Veronice Florentino: Whichever game has more fans.

JP Poretta: How about Josh Kenney vs. the rest of the senior class. My money’s on the latter.

Chris Haliskoe: Tough call. But this is the year we overcome both of those hurdles.

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3. Are you excited for men’s soccer vs. Boston College?

Veronice Florentino: Sure! The night will be Stag-positive… until the neighbors call to complain about the P.A. system.

JP Poretta: Leave soccer to the Europeans.

Chris Haliskoe: Free food at the Levee and a fire after. As long as they win, that night will be Stag-positive.’

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4. Favorite sports rivalry?

Veronice Florentino: Yankees vs. Mets is pretty useless. Yankees vs. Red Sox is never ending.

JP Poretta: D2: The Mighty Ducks (under the great Gordon Bombay’s leadership) vs. Team Iceland.

Chris Haliskoe: Don Bosco vs. Bergen Catholic. High school football at a professional level. ‘ ‘ ‘

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5. ‘He Said’ Rivalry Toss-up: Stanczyk or Kenney?

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Veronice Florentino: Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about ‘She Said?’ There’s always drama over ‘He Said’ and ‘She Said’ just sits pretty!

JP Poretta: Kenney is more beat than Pamela Anderson’s va-jay-jay.’

Chris Haliskoe: Dan Stanczyk is the perfect ‘He Said’. That may mean that he will be fat, drunk and unemployed for the rest of his life though.’ ‘ ‘ ‘