“Could so!”
“Could not!”
“Could so!”
“Could not!”
Two fellows in a tussle
There was a debate
Among the pair
Indiana Jones beating Han Solo
Twas the lads of ages twelve
“Laser gun!”
“Whip!”
“Wookie!”
“Plane!”
It went on for hours
As if they never left the theatre
Still bickering and bickering
Walking back home
“Snakes!”
“Hutt!”
“Doctor guy!”
“Bounty hunter!”
Absurd was the word
For this neverending torment
Until one man crept out
And shouted from his window.
“Shut up!”
“No, you!”
“Piss off!”
“Go back to bed.”
The two went off
Leaving a man
Angry,
But at peace.
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