Hair Color Wars: What do the Men Prefer?

You are walking down a busy New York street, surrounded by the blacks and browns of the business suits that drive the monotonous straitlaced city. Your eyes turn from your BlackBerry screen towards your right, as they have found your eye-candy.

It’s a BLONDE.

I can’t tell you how many times I have torn my neck as a thick chunk of blonde hair has caught my eye. Blonde is a unique shade that is very different from the black, red and brown, all of which are part of the regular color spectrum. However, some people do not seem as fascinated by blondes as I do.

Many will argue that blondes are dumb. It is to those that I rebut, if you had wanted an intellectual conversation on a Saturday night, you would have gone to philosophy class on Wednesday morning.

Can one’s intellectual abilities be determined by the color of their hair? If you buy into this then you might want to check your own hair color. There are plenty of smart blondes out there. Reese Witherspoon went to Stanford. Julia Stiles, a talented and beautiful blonde actress, graduated from Columbia University. So they why do these rumors of blondes exist? I’m glad you asked because I will tell you why:

Jealousy.

Yeah, you heard me. It is those that do not have attractive sunshine-colored hair flowing from their heads who may have all the answers right in class, yet ironically still don’t get the guy. Now, I am not going say (or maybe admit) to being so shallow as to claim that looks are everything, but I am enough of a realist to say that they matter. If looks didn’t matter would every girl have a pair of Uggs boots or perhaps enough fashion accessories to take up an entire dorm room?

Canadian anthropologist Peter Frost concluded that cavemen native to Northern Europe preferred blondes to any other type of woman; this reproduction of blondes is what led to the mass amount of blondes in that area.

There you have it; this choice is “so easy a caveman could do it.”

I was going to argue that blondes have more fun, but let’s face it, you already know that. You know that it takes a bold woman to be a blonde, and that they will always know how to have a good time.

So go bold. Go blonde.