10. A Fairfield Security Officer-Free beer anyone? 9. A naughty school girl-An affordable costume: Just open your closets ladies
8. A pregnant nun-Sacralige people……. 7. Father Kelley: Does ANYONE actually know what he looks like? 6. A hooker, call-girl, or playboy bunny: Think Fairfield weekends meet Frederick’s of Hollywood….Oh, there is a difference between the three ladies…..Playboy bunnies are paid monthly.
5. Barney from the Simpsons—Not too hard after a night at the Townhouses. All it will cost you is a keg.
4. Sober- On this campus????
3. Ghetto Fab- Bling, bling and make them girls back that ass up…..
2. Ru-Paul- You better work….to hide…it
1. A red Beirut cup: complete the ensemble with a ping-pong ball hat and you’ll be bouncing through the evening…..Maybe you’ll sink one in.
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