Despite the many physical differences between men and women, most of which were taught to us in awkward sex-ed classes by inexperienced and terrifying looking teachers, there are also distinct mental differences between the sexes that prove why women are best.
Men spend a majority of their time, so it seems, struggling for power. Whether it’s your run of the mill ‘Mr. Wall Street’ striving to get that six figure bonus to buy another Aston Martin for social power, or your generic’ cop that always manages to give you that speeding ticket when you’re trying to rush to the end of Reef Road to find a parking spot ‘- they both scream, ‘I need to feel superior to my female counterpart.’
Have you ever heard of the phrase, ‘If women ruled the world, there would be no wars?’ Men spend their lives in a constant and endless pursuit of satisfying their simple and barbaric instinct of gaining power.
Being a girl has its advantages. I say, let those pompous guys think they are better drivers- and let them drive you around, This way you can save your gas money and boost your man’s already inflated ego. Boys always buy girls drinks, maybe for some pig-headed reasons, but you’re still getting free cocktails. So entertain the boys – keep batting your eyelashes and you can set yourself up for a great night.
Girls also have the magical resource of beauty products. As a female you have the ability to change your clothes, hair and make-up to transform yourself out of an ugly duckling stage. It’s amazing what a waxing of a lip or a curling of a lash can do for some girls. When guys get a zit on their face, it’s out there for the whole world to see ‘- the invention of cover up and bronzer is a beautiful thing.
So embrace being a girl, shop for sexy clothes, treat yourself to designer beauty products and flaunt what you’ve got.
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