Author Megan McGee

The Abercrombie and Fitch Quarterly catalog is out in stores, and for seven bucks and an 18-year-old ID, you too can take a glimpse at the new spring fashion trends as presented in the "Lifestyle Publication of Abercrombie and Fitch." Upon flipping through the pages of the publication, it seems the editors must have made a mistake when they named this Spring Break edition "Bring it On.

Our university is in trouble, folks. Three years ago, when I first visited this campus, I noticed all the new buildings and what a beautiful campus Fairfield had. Now as a prospective junior, I see the other effects of those new buildings, our budget woes.

I love girls. Every single one is an angel on earth. Deep down, I wish I were one. But I realize this is an impossible feat, and that I must resort to worshiping everything about women, not to mention trying my hardest to resemble this amazing sex. I know navy blue and black can never be worn together.

Dear President Elect Kevin Neubauer, We at The Mirror have come to a conclusion: if you get two great concerts, one in the fall and one in the spring, you will be the best FUSA President to ever reign at Fairfield University. This weekend, we are all hoping that Howie Day puts on a great show.

Okay girls, this week's topic is how great guys are. First and foremost, I must say I love how they get drunk, and even more so, how they act when they drink. They are so much friendlier and less shy. I've had like four classes with some guys and they didn't even say hello to me.

To the Editor: (In Reference to online article "Professors to Hold Teach In" on Tuesday by Ethan Fry) Young men and women, your contemporaries, are currently engaged in a battle to disarm and remove from power one of the world's most vicious dictators, and the words you use to describe them are "pouncing hyenas?" These soldiers are prepared to give the last full measure of devotion, who are doing their utmost to avoid civilian casualties, thereby increasing the risk to themselves, and you liken them to wild animals which feed on carrion.