It’s Valentine’s Day yet again. Whether you want it to or not, it shows up each and every February 14, more reliably than your golden retriever.
Maybe Cupid struck you this year, and maybe he didn’t. But so what? You don’t need a significant other to remind you of how hot you are. There are plenty of things the independent man or woman can do alone today, and watching sappy movies On Demand with Ben ‘ Jerry is so last year.
Here are a few ways to enjoy your freedom today.
Laugh at the women getting candy from their boyfriends/secret admirers. Yeah those truffles look deliciously rich and creamy, and yeah it’s cute that Billy hearts Katie enough to run all the way to the holiday section of CVS to buy them, but wrapped up along with each nougaty center is an extra few thousand cals. Hello, spring break is three weeks away. You’ll be happy you didn’t indulge in Godiva when you get your real treat – that hunk on the cruise.
Order yourself custom messaged M’Ms at MYMMS.com announcing that “U R HOT” and have them sent to your campus mailbox. Feign surprise and let that cute guy/girl at the mailbox next to yours sneak a peak.
Allow yourself to indulge in each cute/loving/provocative message and remember that the only reason you are alone is that it wouldn’t be right for good looks and a sparkling personality such as yours to be restricted to just one person. You wouldn’t want to be selfish, right?
If you’re still using “If you were my homework, I’d do you all day,” I think we just figured out why you are alone this year. Get on the Web and check out www.artofapproaching.com and register for its dating crash course. Otherwise, you might want to start writing your Match.com profile.
Go see the recently premiered flick “Fool’s Gold” starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. It looks fit to be the cheesiest movie of the season, but who needs a good plot or even heart-shaped dark chocolates when you have eye candy like those two?
To See the Trailer for “Fool’s Gold, click here
The Love Gods have strategically placed Valentine’s Day on a “Thirsty Thursday” this year. Out of respect for them, feel free to take the lines learned in the previous activity and put them to use at the Snickering Squirrel, Bravo, the Grape, or whichever place of debauchery you choose and pick up another single. Have fun.
Go to mapquest.com Type in V.I.P., Conn. Treat yourself, you deserve it.
Catch up on celebrity gossip and realize that crying over being alone today is like crying over spilled milk. Whoever said, “It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all,” obviously didn’t factor Kevin Federline and Britney Spears into the equation.
While your ex is out with his or her date, go to www.spellsandmagic.com and learn a revenge hex to make that chump look like a fool or that hoe have a different allergic reaction to each rose Romeo bought her.
Be creative. I’m sure you will think of something.
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