Jealousy. Greed. Hatred. Unfortunately all of these sinful characteristics plague the female gender at this school.
But what are these Fairfield girls writhing about? Well, of course, it’s their female counterparts – you know, the ones who date their ex-boyfriends or hook up with someone they hooked up with first or take an interest in guy who they said was really good looking.
In turn, it is time to make that girl’s life a living hell. Girls begin to cry. Backstabbing. Rumors spread. Loud arguments. Name-calling. Alliances.
But what for? Is this what this university community has come to? Girls, it is time to think again if you are involved in any of these petty actions. You are an embarrassment to this university community if you have done any of the following:
1.Anger: You have spread rumors about a girl who is now dating your ex-boyfriend.
You are a sorry misrepresentation of what a college student should be. Leave that poor girl alone. Do you despise her because she has done some form of harm to you, or is it because she is dating your old flame? My guess is the latter. You are probably the type of girl who hooks up with a guy immediately after a break-up and hope that your ex is home alone crying about how wonderful you are. How about minding your own business? If you’re going to talk badly about someone at least keep it within your own group of friends.
2.Greed: The guy you thought was hot is not interested in you but ends up hooking up with your friend. So now you obviously have to hate her.
Who cares? You should be happy for your friend! How come a bunch of guys can show an interest in a girl, and then when one of them gets her the remainder of the boys don’t get annoyed? Females are jealous of male friendships. And why do guy friendships last for years? Probably because they are real and aren’t pretty. There is no point in expressing hatred for this now ex-friend of yours. She has done nothing wrong since you and the guy are NOT together. The guy did not cheat on you with your friend. So what’s the problem? It is inevitable that you are going to talk badly about this girl to anyone who will listen, but girl, you are definitely in the wrong.
3.Lust: The guy you are hooking up with has a girlfriend. You get raging mad when he hooks up with another girl. But you’re mad at the girl, not the guy, just because you have to have that particular guy available to you whenever you want.
This is just pitiful. I think you need to reread that situation again. How the heck can you be mad at the girl? He is already doing a bad thing by cheating on his current girlfriend. He is obviously very capable of hooking up with other girls if he’s hooking up with you. My prediction: the guy is probably extremely drunk to be hooking up with any of you. You’re the fill-ins until his girlfriend is down for the weekend or until he returns home for holiday breaks.
4. Envy: The guy from #3 breaks up with his girlfriend for some other girl, but not for you. You stalk the girl and compare every little inch of her to yourself.
“Ew that girl is so skinny. Is she prettier than I am?” The answer to this question: YES. If you were cooler than she, then he would have chosen you. Okay, so get over it. There’s nothing you can do but to deal with it. If guys can just punch each other then hug and make up, then so can girls. Pull her hair or something; scratch her face. At least you made her look ugly in the process of solving the argument. Problem solved.
5.Pride: You are not as awesome as you think. You probably think I am writing about you. Well, you’re probably right. Every girl is guilty of at least one of these sins. Bingo – you have sinned.
6.Gluttony: You hook up with a lot of guys and you hate a lot of girls. You drink way too much. Thus, you now have the nerve to actually confront the girls you hate face to face. Before you would hide behind the comfort of your AIM and text messaging skills, and let’s not forget the comfort of your close friends, who now must hate this girl because you do. World War III breaks out among the entire group. You will never speak again. And what happened to the guy? He’s laughing at you because you have been diagnosed as a psychopath.
7. Sloth: Wake up girls, there is more to this world than reality T.V., Gucci shoes, and boys who do or do not like you. Watch the news. Have an intelligent conversation. Stop gossiping. Drink less; work out more. Just be more productive because after all, life is what you make of it.
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