Mirror Sports 3×5 – Valentines Edition

1. Is Valentine’s Day really a holiday?

Meghan Schelzi: If by holiday you mean a day off from classes, then no, Valentine’s Day does not qualify.

JP Poretta: It’s not a holiday if my parents don’t guilt me into attending morning mass.

Jon Ollwerther: It is if you work for Hallmark, Godiva or Tiffany ‘amp; Co.

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2. Gift’ Toss-up: Chocolates or Flowers?

Meghan Schelzi: I’ll let you know…

JP Poretta: Well, she can’t get fat from eating flowers…

Jon Ollwerther: Flowers. Show her you really’ like her by getting her favorites.

3. Who is your celebrity athlete Valentine?

Meghan Schelzi: Not A-Rod.

JP Poretta: Maria Sharapova.

Jon Ollwerther: I’ll take two: Misty May and Kerri Walsh.

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4. Weekend toss-up: Presidents’ Day or Valentine’s Day?

Meghan Schelzi: Presidents’ Day I can sleep in.
Valentine’s Day I’m baby-sitting.

JP Poretta: Well, no one has gotten laid because it was Presidents’ Day.

Jon Ollwerther: Presidents’ Day.’ We don’t have class.

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5. Roses are red, violets are blue…

Meghan Schelzi: Valentine’s is this weekend, I don’t have a date, how about you?

JP Poretta: I was never good with poetry.

Jon Ollwerther: My girlfriend will be pissed if she catches me ogling you.