I had a skydive blunder
I went to the land down under
I wish it were Australia
But now I’m in hysteria
All around me is fire
In a place for dirty liars
Pitchforks prodding my hips
Screams coming from my lips
I can’t believe I’m in hell
I thought I was really swell
Satan comes up to me
“You’ve got to set me free”
He laughs maniacally,
“You know what you did to see me”
“This is what you get for pirating CD’s”
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