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Satire: Bridgeport man wanders into Fairfield

April 1, 2009

A local Bridgeport man, who fell asleep on the bus, awoke Sunday after reaching the end of the bus route in Fairfield. Attempting to walk back to the city, he inadvertently stumbled onto Fairfield's campus....

Satire: Troubled waters

Mirror Staff

April 1, 2009

University announces that no new students will be able to live off-campus after the 2009-2010 academic year due to the decreased amount of incoming freshmen and a tight economic budget.

Satire: The grade changer unmasked

Mirror Staff

April 1, 2009

The University cheating scandal finally came to a close today, revealing former FUSA President Hutch Williams as the cheater.

She Said: To judge a girl by her cover (or lack thereof)

Kristen McManus

April 1, 2009

Do not infer much from the way a woman dresses, even if she is wearing a skirt that resembles a tube top.

He Said: To judge a girl by her cover (or lack thereof)

Josh Kenney

April 1, 2009

The reason for the apparent sexual frustration at Fairfield is due to something more than just pheromones.

SAT-optional should not be an option

Jonas Stankovich

April 1, 2009

The administration made a mistake when it announced that it would make the submission of SAT (and ACT) scores optional.' This new policy is not in the long-term interest of alumni or current and future...

Party etiquette 101: Classy vs. trashy

Dan Leitão

April 1, 2009

From Joe College to Joe Schmoe you can always find a variety of people at a party, from the guy who is designated driver to the guy who should have been cut off five drinks ago. We all know the people who keep...

Condoms: When religion and reality collide

Sarah Frank

April 1, 2009

When it came to sex education, I remember being told in both middle school and high school that abstinence should be the first choice, but, if necessary, one should always use a condom to protect against...

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