Do not infer much from the way a woman dresses, even if she is wearing a skirt that resembles a tube top.’ Maybe she just likes the cool air on her legs, rather than your sweaty hands or booze breath.
Example: last week I was ‘reprimanded’ by a few male friends about the downside of wearing dark undergarments that can peep through a shirt.’ Summary: Black bra=easy. Pink, red or patterned bra=even easier.’ And of course a guy’s first thought, if he’s so lucky to land one of the two options listed here, is to check his wallet or back pocket to make sure that if he is seeing pink later that night, he’s well insured.
The underwear assumption is false. Black underwear is just sexy, and fun to wear.’ Avert your eyes to our faces, please ‘- we can actually see you staring at our various body parts.’ And, if you live in a beach house with the word ‘luck’ in the title, that doesn’t guarantee you’ll have any that evening.
If we choose to show skin, don’t assume that our tan is fake or that pale skin is not chic. Celebrities show us that pale is in. Look at L. Lohan, a person whose actions I feel everyone secretly or not-so-secretly emulates on the weekends. She loves all things white: her ‘breathe’ tattoo, her girlfriend’s hair, cocaine.’ And we all know she’s the epitome of classy fashion.
If you consider a female’s outfit ‘weird,’ know that many women dress to impress other women. Don’t say ‘Why is your belt around your torso?’ or, ‘Don’t your feet hurt in those heels?’ Because: we don’t usually use belts to hold our pants up (you shouldn’t either, it just makes things that much more difficult and awkward) and those heels can double as weapons.
Lastly, in reference to last week: Sir He Said, how do you know that your offensive ‘would you rathers’ would not be welcomed by me?
Then again, don’t assume much from that comment.
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