She Said

So, here is my personal bucket list (9 for 2009!) to complete before May 17th. Instead of citing the standard options, I’ve offered some more ‘creative’ ideas in the hopes that you may join me in a few of these nonsensical ventures.

1. Somehow remove myself from Domino’s ‘black list,’ a.k.a. list of callers who mysteriously ‘disappear’ after ordering the 5-5-5 deal and 2 cheesy breads.’ ‘Black-listing’ occurs when the doorbell rings and the delivery man hears your snore in return.’ If you are a. significantly heavier than freshman year, b. still single because of your affinity for late night snacking rather than the late-night ‘hang out at my house’ or ‘beer pong with my roommates’ scenarios or c. all of the above, call me, because we can work together on removing our names from the list.

2. Get He Said to come to the Grape, where anything can happen.

3. Find a way to express my extreme distaste at the angry, angry man who runs the Fairfield Cab Service.

4. On that note, wait outside Beachside Deli/Grape for a cab and steal it directly from a gaggle of freshman girls, only to take it halfway up Beach Rd. while waving at them.

5. Run a campus turkey off the road or roast one at a beach bonfire (apologies for sounding a bit violent).

6. Find out why Hutch is always soenergetic.

7. Tap the person who tap-tap-taps on their Blackberry during class on the shoulder and loudly whisper ‘Seriously, who are you texting?’

8. Ask the next person you see pushing the handicap button to open the doors to the BCC if actually pulling open the door causes them to become short of breath.

9. Cliché, but acting ‘college’ for these last few weeks because this is the very last call.’