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elcome to the Thunder Dome, snitches. For those who don’t know me, my name is Chris Surette a.k.a Captain Intensity and just so you know I’m not a tool like that kid last year so hopefully you guys enjoy it.
First, I want to give a welcome to all the newcomers to FU, especially the girls of the class of 2013. I live at the Zoo on Fairfield Beach Road and it has an amazing view so feel free to stop whenever (wink, wink).
Second, I want to welcome back all the returning vets, especially the class of 2010. I must say I am truly amazed and impressed by the first week so far. Drinking every night and seeing everyone at the Grape has been a blast and we have to continue with the great start to make this the best year possible.
I must say this is my favorite time. Let’s be honest, we all know syllabus week is basically an unofficial holiday known throughout nearly every school in the country as National Blackout Week.
The past week has been like that stupid music video by Asher Roth. Even though that song is not very good and was totally overplayed, I don’t believe I would want any less of a college experience.
Not only is this my favorite time during the school, but it’s a great time in the sporting world as well. With the baseball playoffs heating up and college football starting this past weekend, it’s a guys paradise. I haven’t been this excited since Kevin Youkilis charged Rick Porcello on the Tigers and threw his helmet at him. Imagine Youk running at you at full speed; it would be like grizzly coming after you.
On another note, though, the college season couldn’t start off any better with Boise State defeating Oregon and LaGarrette Blount socking the Boise offensive linemen in the face. Nice job, not only did your team lose to a non-BCS conference team, but you pretty much ruined your teams chances at making a decent bowl game and probably cost yourself millions as an NFL prospect.
That’s enough of my sports rant for this issue, so lets get to the real point. For seniors, it’s our last year here and I don’t know how to go out better than living down at the beach.
The past couple of days I’ve been sitting out in sand and Kanye West’s “Good Life” just comes into my head. Honestly, for those lucky enough to experience this, it truly is the “Good Life,” so lets continue with our great start. For everyone else, enjoy the year and make it one you forget.
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