Author Katie Doherty

Once upon a time there was this dude in Ireland. He was a slave, but then he escaped, and did a bunch of religious stuff. So he goes back to Ireland and starts converting people to Christianity, which really ticks off all these Celtic druids, but hey, what are you gonna do? Long story short, he died on March 17 about 1,500 years ago and now we enjoy delicious frothy drafts in his memory.

by Katie Doherty Living in a Ghost Town, Major Pet Peeves, and Solace Welcome back, kids! Hope you had a great Spring Break. Whether you went home to do laundry with the folks or down south to get a tan and relax, I assure you it was better than my week alone on campus.

by Jessica Holmberg Jealousy. Greed. Hatred. Unfortunately all of these sinful characteristics plague the female gender at this school. But what are these Fairfield girls writhing about? Well, of course, it's their female counterparts - you know, the ones who date their ex-boyfriends or hook up with someone they hooked up with first or take an interest in guy who they said was really good looking.

Two weeks ago I went to the Grape with my housemates for the Spam Jam Date Auction. With my eyelids drooping, I stayed until 11:30 p.m. so that I could bid on my friend Kurt, then I promptly left. On my way out, I raised my empty glass to the few other lost souls in the bar with the same weary expression on their face.