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Kony 2012 Jerked Around by the Media

I am openly against the whole “Kony 2012” movement that has clogged up my Facebook news feed like some sort of obese person’s arteries after eating at McDonald’s.  This is not because I am a supporter...
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His iPhone – Out of Service

Over the past year as the iPhone Guy columnist for the Mirror, I have grown in many ways: as a writer, as a student and also as a young man.  As your weekly columnist, I have striven to write about the issues...
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His iPhone – Dude, Where’s My Food?

“It’s a quarter after one, I’m a little drunk and I need you now.” Yes, I am talking to you sweet, sweet buffalo chicken pizza from the Stag.  Sadly, if it’s past 9 p.m., there is no way for me...
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His iPhone – The Hi-Res College Life

Let’s talk Sophomore Residential Colleges.  The idea for a residence college is not actually half bad on paper.  Each one has a different core value that the community within it tries to uphold and teach...
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His iPhone – Feeling the Weight of Words

Words of violence once meant to lash out and hurt fellow humans now carry no weight.  This is the situation our generation faces today. We have become desensitized to words of hate and violence that...
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His iPhone – Annoyed By…

Seeing as I had a rough week I’m going to take this column to write about things that annoy college guys.  Extensively collected and researched, it covers everything that should be avoided in order to not...
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His iPhone – Dangers of Technology

Living in today’s society one is burdened by the ball-and-chain-like feeling that comes with the constant connection with technology.  Everywhere we go we are immediately linked with thousands of our...
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His iPhone – Snowdays in Stagland

Dragging my hung-over self out of my bunk bed this weekend, I awoke to find a sight not often seen this year.  The light dusting of snow has become as rare a sight as seeing an Okapi in the wild.  Nothing...