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to hot pink ribbon in my hair…to feeling dead inside…to the career fair…to the XS Boys golf shirts for keg races…to a broken beirut table…to being the only person left for keg races…to being the only person left not 21…to fermented keg beer, at least it got the freshmen out…to falling asleep in class…to still not having my license…to schoolwork-why can’t we just have fun…to feeling violently ill all night long…to the horrendous band from al’s on saturday night…to roommates who get to go to springsteen, 16th row…to stealing wallets at the fishbowl-go fishing somewhere else…to three day old chicken in the microwave-sick…to Uno’s…to stress…to broken computers…to the honors program…to marine science…to roydeez.com…to marinara sauce…to the boy who destroyed dana’s bed and wouldn’t leave…to drunken debauch all weekend…to all of our weddings being called off…to stealing bottles of whiskey and doing seven shots…to a shady housemate…to whoever took Marissa’s purse -have fun with $12 and a cell phone you can’t use…to JP for puking in our loft…to constantly being stuck behind those slow DATTCO buses…to the Nugget Cafe…to physics and physics lab…to an interesting turn of events…to fat girls in the apartments-dream on…to paying for beer…to not being allowed to socialize, hey it’s college come on now…to all the other teams who claim they came in second…to all those who thought to throw their kegs in the sound, that rule is old school…to girls telling us to leave the party when they don’t even live there to begin with… to Arnold Schwarzenegger…to Sonia falling at the TH…to 36 hour hangovers…to too many people in one bed…to too many people in our Gonzaga triple…to getting my ID taken away at the Grape…to being sick for 2 weeks…to pink eye…to taking off like a gazelle into the woods again…to Neo not dropping a stupid joke…to failing pharmacology…to studying…to finding out that someone beat you to someone else…to broken computers…to Fr. Kelley leaving – nooooooo!…to locks still on the windows…to secrets…to blisters…to too much to do…to being on a drought that makes the Sahara seem pleasant…to not being able to understand what’s going on…to freshmen guys who will get with any girl – it’s called standards, boys…to guidos…to one night together, everyone sick for a week…to being forced to have an E-mail address on my resume that has “stagweb” in it…to no time…to door handles that fall off…to 15 lines left…to no booze in the booze office…to not telling friends that you’re engaged…to being introduced as “the girl who’s hooking up with ___”…to too many books, DVDs and TV shows and no time to read/watch them…to tying the earliest snowfall in history – way to go, Rochester…to weird people talking to invisible people…to it being freezing cold already and not having a coat…to eating a cheeseburger for the first time in a year and then puking it up all night…to being too sick to be in the keg races…to drama…