Opinion

There is nothing I like more than celebrating: New Years Eve, Fourth of July, Halloween, funeral, whatever. But one thing I can't stand is paying nine dollars a night at Barone to eat food that is mediocre and seeing the place decorated from floor to ceiling with pricey decorations on certain holidays.

First and foremost: If you are reading this and you are the brain-dead little twit who squirted mustard (oh God, please let it have been mustard I was scraping) on the hood of my baby, my pride and joy—GET A FRIGGIN LIFE YOU PIMPLE ON THE FACE OF HUMAN RACE.

First and foremost: If you are reading this and you are the brain-dead little twit who squirted mustard (oh God, please let it have been mustard I was scraping) on the hood of my baby, my pride and joy—GET A FRIGGIN LIFE YOU PIMPLE ON THE FACE OF HUMAN RACE.

My girlfriend is going abroad next semester. With the distance and the lack of chances to see each other, I'm wondering if it's smart to stay together or give each other some space while this occurs. Is it a good idea to try a long-distance relationship when there's no chance we'll see each other for four months? --Taking flight soon

It was a brisk, cold Friday night; the kind of night that you want to party but you figure because it is so cold, the fifth of Absolute is looking like a warm jacket. As I was walking back from my car, I saw a group of smokers huddled together, perhaps hoping that the flame from the lighter would keep them toasty.

It's apparent that you guys didn't get enough sex the first time around. So I'm ready to give you more. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh, it's time to get down and dirty again. But the paper censors are requiring me to keep it somewhat clean, so make sure you shower before we get going.

With so much being said about the current fisticuffs going on between FUSA and SBRA, we at The Mirror have to ask ourselves, what's the big deal? The SBRA probably should have realized a few people were going to balk at a $110 event, but then again, it seems like students who do decide to attend will reap the benefits of that extra cash.

In a time when more and more Americans are becoming disenchanted with the political system, The Mirror feels it is now more important than ever for students to take an active part in politics by voting in the upcoming elections this Tuesday.With so much being said about the current fisticuffs going on between FUSA and SBRA, we at The Mirror have to ask ourselves, what's the big deal? The SBRA probably should have realized a few people were going to balk at a $110 event, but then again, it seems like students who do decide to attend will reap the benefits of that extra cash.

Last weekend a total of 300,000 protesters marched simultaneously in both Washington D.C. and San Francisco to show their disapproval of the steps recently taken by the U.S. government against Iraq in the biggest anti-war protest since 1969. The Connecticut chapter of ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War ' End Racism) sponsored the bus that transported interested citizens to and from the D.

Fairfield University students were overwhelmingly sympathetic toward the story of Sharon Hoey, '04, who lost her father, Patrick A. Hoey, in the World Trade Center attacks and was not granted the memorial scholarship. Students were quick to criticize Fairfield's policy.